15 Outrageous Pick Up Line Fails

15 Outrageous Pick Up Line Fails
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These days, going up to a girl or guy in a bar and having a pleasant conversation just doesn’t cut it if you’re out to impress. You need to stand out from the crowd. This is where pick up lines come in. A one liner designed to compliment your potential beau and impress them with your wit and intelligence. Unfortunately, some pick up lines have the opposite effect. There’s just something about them which is a bit cheesy. And it becomes all too tempting to come back with a cutting response. Take a look at this selection of pretty outrageous pick up lines that totally crashed and failed…

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This is a pretty awful and cringeworthy pick up line, you’ll no doubt agree. Has this guy even heard of contraception, do you think? Or anti-virus programs, as he’d probably refer to them as. It’s made even worse as it’s been received by the totally wrong person. We bet he’s pretty gutted his pick up line doesn’t work on fifty five year old lesbians. Hopefully her warning will put this guy off using this one again.

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We all know America is one of the freest countries in the world, and it’s a thing that the good people of the US of A really pride themselves on. It’s a shame for this guy that this girl isn’t as free as the country (we presume) she comes from. She’s totally the opposite, in fact. We’d tell him to not take it personally. But it really, really, is. There’s Norway this guy’s getting laid, is there? Norway? Do you see? *sigh*

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What a proposition from this guy. Not only will she be the lucky lady to get to have it hot and heavy with this charming guy, she’ll also get abandoned with his offspring. We don’t know about you guys, but this is exactly what we look for in a potential life partner. Or not. And, fortunately, this girl also saw sense. A firm ‘no’ is all it needs with these guys. Still, you have to admire his style, don’t you? Don’t you?

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With emoticons apparently set to replace text in the future, we’d better get brushing up on what they all mean. We have a feeling that this girl isn’t really enquiring as to the size of this guys eggplant. We’re guessing she’s not cooking up a moussaka. And we think that this guy totally realizes what she’s getting at, and just isn’t playing the game. Well, it is pretty personal information, after all.

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This is one of the fanciest pick up lines we’ve seen. And no surprise, really, as it’s coming from someone called ‘Francois-Xavier’. If he looks like what he does in our heads (i.e.; tall, French and handsome) then we wouldn’t need a pick up line to impress us. This girl’s decided to make the most of the offer, and why not? Although we’d let him take us anywhere, even McDonalds.

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Talk about getting to the point. This guy has got half way through this pick up line and has just given up. At least he’s being honest. That is kinda the point of them, isn’t it? This probably explains why so many of them fail. These lines are really not an effective way of getting in someone’s pants. Luckily, this girl has smarts, not a head injury.

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This girl seemed prepared to show off her amazing math skills, but not so keen to put them into practice. Particularly where giving out her number is concerned. Well, it is a big number. But really, do we think anyone has actually fallen for this line? It just screams of sleazy to us. Why not let your amazing personality shine through instead? Oh, right, he doesn’t have one. We get it.

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Uh oh. This dude has fallen into a terrible trap. Surely everyone knows you never mention anything to do with burning calories, diets, weight, or ANYTHING like that, to a woman. Luckily, she was so offended at the suggestion she might be fat, she ignored the rather forward, and a bit creepy, suggestion that they make out. We think it’s safe to say he massively failed with this pick up line.

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This ‘falling from heaven’ pick up line is quite popular, we think. It’s supposed to be comparing the recipient to an angel. This person, however, has clearly been swatting up in Bible class as they’ve realised that fallen angels aren’t really a good thing. Especially the most famous fallen one; Lucifer. Probably not the best idea to compare a potential date to a big red fiery devil. Fail.

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It’s always good to try out your pick up lines on friends before letting them loose on the unsuspecting public. And it’s a good job these two decided to try them out on each other, as they’ve realised they’ve probably picked the creepiest pick up lines ever. Maybe they should get together, at least it might spare other people being on the receiving end of these borderline illegal lines.

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This pick up line really does rely on the recipient not being a healthy food fan. As it is, in this case, the girl has plenty of raisins. Perhaps he should have gone with this response and discussed their mutual appreciation for the dried fruit? But no, instead he persevered and the result is a really terrible attempt at an already pretty awful awful pick up line. This guy was really raisin’ the stakes in the awful romance talk here.

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An age old pick up line, this one. It clearly doesn’t have a high success rate. We don’t think he was on to a winner with this one anyway. He probably should have given up after receiving a rather curt ‘what’ after saying hey. But we can’t knock a guy for trying. Even if it maybe is a little bit desperate. Let’s hope, after that response, he just let it go. Or she got a court order out on him.

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Well, we weren’t expecting where this pick up line was going… Although it could have been a whole lot worse. Instead of being thrown on a table and done all night long, they could have been eaten by the dog. It does seem to have gone down quite well, though. It really is amazing what some people will fall for. Or is this bluff calling on a grand scale? After all, this guy can’t have seriously expected this to work, could he?

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Another example of the ‘alphabet’ pick up line, here. We do wonder whether this has ever worked? Maybe if it was aimed at someone that had been living in the forest for the last 50 years. And that would only be because they were really desperate. It’s always good for a witty come back, however, and we think this one is pretty good. It’s definitely leaving them on no uncertain terms.

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To be honest, we wouldn’t want to date anyone wearing either space pants or baseball shorts, so we think that the guy who sent this ridiculous text message might just have had a lucky escape. And is it just us or is ‘ouda’ new? Is this a new bit of text slang that no one’s told us about? Urgh. We feel so old.

We’re just miserable that no one sends us text message pick up lines anymore…